Engines of Destruction: Blood (1997)


"I live... again."

A fitting line from the protagonist of 1997's "Blood" by Monolith and 3D Realms. While it could be argued that "Shadow Warrior" is the most advanced of the Build engine brood, "Blood" is definitely special in its own way.

Revvin’ the Engines


Our Engines of Destruction feature will soon have its first post. Wrecklaimer and I have been messing around with DOSBox in attempt to get our titles working on Windows 7. In some cases, it's a breeze. For others, there's a lot of tweaking (and a little bit of computer programming) required. If there's an old DOS game or anything from 1997 or earlier, DOSBox is a must-have.

With DOSBox, you type in a command prompt just like in the old days. The installer and game applications are run through DOSBox, which even handles custom control setups. Trust me, you'll want to set your movement to WASD and use the mouse whenever you can. There may be a few sound issues, especially with "Shadow Warrior," which runs its music off an audio CD.

Technical K.O.?

Valve's Steam service now runs on Mac OS X. So now you can almost do everything on Mac that you can on a PC.

A couple of things come to mind...
  1. In general, Macbook or iMac owners are not into PC gaming. At best, they'll download Peggle or something.
  2. Anything you can run on OS X can be done just as well on Windows PC. Or better. And cheaper.
I'm genuinely happy to see the video game market expand. Really, I am. But the fact remains that modern games on Mac OS doesn't suddenly shift all the power in Apple's favor. In terms of affordability and utility, PCs win by a long shot and always have.

At least Valve has a good sense of humor about it. Show 'em what's what, Saxton Hale!

Yousa tinkin' yousa clothes gonna dry?

Mark Hamill does voiceover work, Carrie Fisher writes novels, Admiral Ackbar promotes trap awareness... not every "Star Wars" alum goes on to superstardom like Harrison Ford. Take Jar Jar Binks, for instance:


Image courtesy of Twitpic member serafinowicz
Referred by Fritz Klug, the News King of Kalamazoo

New(ish) Perfect Dark Music

A disgruntled former employee of Rare, Grant Kirkhope, has leaked released a remix of the credits theme of the original "Perfect Dark." It's gnarly as hell, but don't take my word for it...

"I re-recorded it (the Credits theme) as Microsoft were thinking about using it in Perfect Dark Zero but then never did. I really enjoyed re-doing it and I got to do a guitar solo... hehe!"

Click here to download the MP3 track. Nearly 100 other tracks from the game are hosted at Perfect Dark Recon, THE best source for "Perfect Dark" media and info, should you require it.

Engines of Destruction

Cheeseburger Apocalypse is starting a new feature called "Engines of Destruction: An overview of Build and Doom engine games." We'll be looking at examples of the best (or worst) examples of games built on these first-person shooter engines. Think "Doom" and "Duke Nukem," and you'll get a pretty good idea of the old schooly goodness of a bygone era.

Suck it, Unreal Engine III!

We'll be doing reviews of the games themselves and looking into the particulars of the engine in that game. A few are available on Steam or consoles, and a few will need a few workarounds to get them to play. But it's all in the name of... science? Yeah, we'll go with that.

It Begins...



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