Blu-ray Harvest

As a fanboy, it is my duty to offer baseless speculation on media or products that are months away from release. The hallowed release of the “Star Wars” saga on Blu-ray is no exception.

I may be a fanboy, but I’m a very selective one. Too many fans get stuck in a rut as Original Trilogy-defending curmudgeons, decrying anything “Star Wars” released after 1983 to be sacrilegious crap. And they’re mostly right, except for a few instances. They just need to remove the lightsaber from their Sarlacc pit and lighten up.

OMG NSFW SW!

I bet you thought this linked to the goods.
Sorry, I suck at Web design, OK?
 
Hey, kids! Do you like "Star Wars"? You do? Super! Do you also enjoy foul language and sex jokes? Well golly, do we have the webcomic for you, courtesy of Javis Ray of Cincinnati, Ohio.

Click here to have a gander. Definitely NSFW. And I won't even insult your intelligence with an age verification widget (though I'd like to).

Tell me this doesn't make you chuckle... or haunt your dreams. Javis is a coworker of mine who's in the process of getting this sick and twisted webcomic series up on the interwebs. I'm not sure if you can really get more nerdy and obscene at the same time, but I'm sure he'll try.

And if you would be so kind as to suggest a title for the comic, it would be appreciated.